Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics (battlecast)

 

Hey you guys wanna cozy up and watch some Netflix with us? Cool. We promise not to try and make any moves on you.

It's just the rebooted Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys vs Danny Rand AKA The Iron Fist in today's episode. Where do you think they should battle? Camp Hope duh. Heavyweights. An American classic.

Warning: Netflix and battle?

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Direct download: V02E34_MST3K_vs_Iron_Fist.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 2:40am PDT

Super special guest filled episode coming atcha. Bunch of folks from the ol' video game industry. Inquire within for more details. Also Dan isn't here so HOORAY for that. Also Dirk isn't here so BOORAY for that.

It's scotsman vs pat today. But it doesn't matter because it's set in a future where there are no borders. Everyone is equal and love reigns supreme. JK there is definite tribalism and a whole grip of robo-dinos. Horizon is pretty cool.

Warning: Another person in the room that likes cars.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E33_Sean_Connery_vs_Harrison_Ford.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:37am PDT

Never bring a sword to a gun fight. Unless you like the KING of swording. Inigo Montoya played by Dirk "The Jerk" Stenger vs Django played by Dan "The 4Chan" Brozo at Hyrule with allllllll kinds of wacky and fun stuff going on. You'll see.

Warning: Super Advanced Future Battle System

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E32_Django_vs_Inigo_Montoya.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:18pm PDT

Oh snap another rousing LIVE SHOW at The Merrow in Hillcrest. How about maybe you guy COME OUT TO ONE OF THEM, HUH? They're dope. And Andy buys people drinks.

It's DC Themed at the ol' Nerd Night so we went with Aquaman vs. Swamp Thing. Water vs Plants. But plants love water. OR DO THEY?!

Warning: Super Best Friends trailer review.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: e31_live.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:51pm PDT

First off, apologies for the unexpected hiatus. Life got gnarly. Sure we'll talk about it next week.

Also I have a migraine as I'm writing this so I'm gon keep it real brief. Nintendo guy vs the alien from Arrival. That movie is dope.

Warning: Big ol' spoilers for Arrival. Go watch it.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E30_Heptapod_vs_Miyamoto.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:47am PDT

Welcome to another edition of the MOST EXTREME podcast there is. X is back, baby. And he's on the episode. Also Wolverine. Whaaaat.

Let's throw down with some Chardee MacDennis with the Paddy's Pub crew from It's Always Sunny crew while we're at it.

Warning: We have't talked about gross stuff in a while so HERE'S A BUNCH.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E29_XXX_vs_Wolverine.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:20pm PDT

Another kickass live show from The Merrow! DLOD House Party/Nerd Nights/Andy Buying People Free Drinks for Making Fun of James.

Eric from Mega64 judicates this round of Dan as Buzz(ed) Lightyear vs Dirk as Jafar.

Battle me to a place in a far away cast...

Warning: Andy tells thrilling stories.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E28_Buzz_Lightyear_vs_Jafar.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:50am PDT

Two of the most relevant figures in 2017 pop culture here on this one. It's buff n bronze boy Conan vs convicted butthead OJ Simpson aka THE JUICE.

If the glove doesn't battle then you must cast.

Warning: Andy the relationship guru.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E27_Conan_vs_OJ.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 2:25am PDT

Oh my god it was the BIG GAME this last yestertwodaysago and since it was the BIG GAME between the TEAM1 FRANCHISE vs the good ol' TEAM2 FRANCHISE, we decided to use the BIG GAME as our battleground. It's Shrek vs the girl from The Ring. Duh.

THEN I battled HER cast. NOW I'M A BELIEVER.

Warning: THEN I SAW HER FACE.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E26_Ring_Girl_vs_Shrek.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:22am PDT

 

Andy's been yakkin' our ears off all week about how many Matrix posters he had in his room growing up, so it seems natural that he'd pick Neo for this week's battle. Dirk is bravely going in with John Wick.

KEANU V KEANU. MAY THE WOAHEST DUDE BRO.

Take the red battle and see how deep this rabbit cast goes.

Warning: Goro is a secret G

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E25_Neo_vs_John_Wick.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:19am PDT