Thu, 28 May 2015
Hey you guys! A girl was on the show again!!! However she is married. And she's James's sister. Time for some dirt, right? Mayyyyyybe.
Today's battle pits the famous video game character from Kingdom Hearts, Mickey Mouse (James) vs. that dragon thing from those Peter Jackson movies, Smaug (Andy). Dan just watched Chappie, so we added Neill Blomkamp's South Africa/District 9 to the wheel and whadduyuh know, it picked itself.
4 out of 5 dentists choose Battlecast. And the 5th one brushes with baking soda. Ew.
Warning: TOO MUCH "HOMEWARD BOUND" TALK IS THE EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT
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Thu, 21 May 2015
"OHHHH NOOOOO JAMES ISN'T THERE!? THAT SUUUUUCKS!!!11" said no one ever. JK we love James. Almost as much as when he isn't there. Burrrrrn. But in all seriousness, Battlecast. Lol right?
Dan picks one of his favorite characters evvvvvver and the protagonist of one of the bombest trilogies of Australian New Wave cinema to date, Mad Max (Dan). Dirk is sitting in for James in his absence and picks a character James is sure to hate, Jon Snow (Dirk). Who cares though because Jon Snow is the bomb ass dank ass gangster level boom boom. Oh yeah, and it allll goes down at Elon Musk's Tesla Gigafactory.
Don't forget to charge the batteries, Battlecast really drains the juice.
Warning: THE AUDIO IS ALL F'ED UP AT THE END WE'RE SORRY SORRY SOZ
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Thu, 14 May 2015
Who the hell is Gypsy Danger (Andy) you rightfully ask? The main Jaeger from Pacific Rim. Yes, that ol' rat-fink Andy is holding true to his commitment to piss James off by being only gigantic characters in this season of Battlecast. Dan on the other hand is still picking totally fair and well-balanced characters such as DIABLO (Dan) THE LORD OF ALL THE FEIRY PITS OF HELL AND SUCH.
Surgeon General Warning: Shake well before opening, this episode contains artificial humorings.
Additional Warning: There's a lot of weird porn out there.
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Fri, 8 May 2015
Our names is… Dan-zula, the dice rula, the pants poo-a, you wanna strip, he’ll watch ya do it. Dirklock and he's on lock, research you like a rock (geologically), Andwad, you up next with your hangy-blocks. Andwad make an honest living see, Andwad get a smattering of honeys G, Drivin' in his beemer, lookin’ like a flamer, Watches on his fingers and his toes and he's a Capricorn.
Uh! Check-check it, yeah.
Cause we are the Battle Teens, make the homies say ho and other homies wanna scream! Battle Teen Podcast Squad, Number one in the hood, G. Oh yeah and also James.
Ultron (James) vs. Cthulhu (Andy) in Aqua Teen Hunger Force House
Make sure to butter the pan before you insert the episode, it's time to flip Battlecast!
Warning: Andy is ungrateful.
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