Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics (battlecast)

What's better than nerds talking about sports? Basically everything. That's not to say you won't luhoooove this episode, but you may luhoooooooooove other things more. Like Wonder Woman. Or Tekken 7 for example. These are just examples. It could also be something much better.

Warning: Dirk.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E40_Wonder_Woman_vs_Eddy_Gordo.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:24am PDT

What's more fun than hanging with the Battlecast boys for some funny fun times? Having a computer hard drive failure that ruins every part of every thing you've ever had on your computer.

Well we somehow salvaged this audio, and we'll be back next week with a real episode. And Dirk had a really damn good joke in this one anyway so listen up.

Thanks, y'all.

Direct download: lost_bantercfx.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 9:48pm PDT

Guardians Vol.2 was pretty god dang decent. Yondu was one of the highlights for sure. Let's listen to him fight Sherlock Holmes. Silicon Valley is pretty dope too. Let's just put all of that shit together and make a smoothie out of it. Or an Acai Bowl.

Warning: Cams.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E38_Yondu_vs_Sherlock_Holmes.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:09am PDT

Guests two weeks in a row? What is this, a Best Western?!

James and Alyssa (guest) both pick characters from JRPGS. Final Fantasy big bad, Sephiroth, vs Persona 5 guy, Joker. It all takes place in the Hyperion from Mass Effect 4. The 4th best Mass Effect game.

Warning: Andy hates everything. Big surprise.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: v02e37_Sephiroth_vs_JokerP5.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:45am PDT

What are you waiting for... Christmas?

To listen to this week's episode that is. Whole buncha guests + Dan and James this week. Three people that basically work in the video game industry that give their professional insight on how best to be a serial killer in Grand Theft Auto 5 Roleplaying Mods. Oh yeah and a wizard from Diablo 3 fights Duke Nukem at Fyre Festival. Lol.

Warning: Jeeze Louise, these dice.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E36_Wizard_vs_Duke_Nukem.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 1:50am PDT

 

Question: What's the stupidest battle we've ever done?

Today it's the uh..... M&Ms going against top shelf youtubers Ethan and Hila aka H3H3. Go watch their channel. It's dope. The M&Ms we mean. Obviously. Ok so those are some strange characters for us to pick, but the battleground is some cuhlassssic BC. Mt. Olympus.

Warning: It's just a prank, bro!

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: v02e35_mixdown2.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:50am PDT

 

Hey you guys wanna cozy up and watch some Netflix with us? Cool. We promise not to try and make any moves on you.

It's just the rebooted Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys vs Danny Rand AKA The Iron Fist in today's episode. Where do you think they should battle? Camp Hope duh. Heavyweights. An American classic.

Warning: Netflix and battle?

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E34_MST3K_vs_Iron_Fist.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 2:40am PDT

Super special guest filled episode coming atcha. Bunch of folks from the ol' video game industry. Inquire within for more details. Also Dan isn't here so HOORAY for that. Also Dirk isn't here so BOORAY for that.

It's scotsman vs pat today. But it doesn't matter because it's set in a future where there are no borders. Everyone is equal and love reigns supreme. JK there is definite tribalism and a whole grip of robo-dinos. Horizon is pretty cool.

Warning: Another person in the room that likes cars.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E33_Sean_Connery_vs_Harrison_Ford.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:37am PDT

Never bring a sword to a gun fight. Unless you like the KING of swording. Inigo Montoya played by Dirk "The Jerk" Stenger vs Django played by Dan "The 4Chan" Brozo at Hyrule with allllllll kinds of wacky and fun stuff going on. You'll see.

Warning: Super Advanced Future Battle System

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E32_Django_vs_Inigo_Montoya.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:18pm PDT

Oh snap another rousing LIVE SHOW at The Merrow in Hillcrest. How about maybe you guy COME OUT TO ONE OF THEM, HUH? They're dope. And Andy buys people drinks.

It's DC Themed at the ol' Nerd Night so we went with Aquaman vs. Swamp Thing. Water vs Plants. But plants love water. OR DO THEY?!

Warning: Super Best Friends trailer review.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: e31_live.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:51pm PDT