Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics (battlecast)

Another kickass live show from The Merrow! DLOD House Party/Nerd Nights/Andy Buying People Free Drinks for Making Fun of James.

Eric from Mega64 judicates this round of Dan as Buzz(ed) Lightyear vs Dirk as Jafar.

Battle me to a place in a far away cast...

Warning: Andy tells thrilling stories.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E28_Buzz_Lightyear_vs_Jafar.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:50am PST

Two of the most relevant figures in 2017 pop culture here on this one. It's buff n bronze boy Conan vs convicted butthead OJ Simpson aka THE JUICE.

If the glove doesn't battle then you must cast.

Warning: Andy the relationship guru.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E27_Conan_vs_OJ.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 2:25am PST

Oh my god it was the BIG GAME this last yestertwodaysago and since it was the BIG GAME between the TEAM1 FRANCHISE vs the good ol' TEAM2 FRANCHISE, we decided to use the BIG GAME as our battleground. It's Shrek vs the girl from The Ring. Duh.

THEN I battled HER cast. NOW I'M A BELIEVER.

Warning: THEN I SAW HER FACE.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E26_Ring_Girl_vs_Shrek.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:22am PST

 

Andy's been yakkin' our ears off all week about how many Matrix posters he had in his room growing up, so it seems natural that he'd pick Neo for this week's battle. Dirk is bravely going in with John Wick.

KEANU V KEANU. MAY THE WOAHEST DUDE BRO.

Take the red battle and see how deep this rabbit cast goes.

Warning: Goro is a secret G

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E25_Neo_vs_John_Wick.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:19am PST

YAY RESIDENT EVIL 7 IS OUT WOO!

Dan's Leon from the RE series on this week's episode. James is Brendan Fraser because hashtag save Brendan. Also we've got another live show comin' up in exactly a month from today or something so CHECK IT OUT!

Battle! Cast my finger!

Warning: Meet the Deedles...

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Huzzah!

Direct download: V02E24_Leon_vs_Brendan_Fraser.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 6:37pm PST

Hey guys, remember that LIVE show we kept talking about doing? Well we did it. It was awesome. Sounds like we'll be doing that whole song and dance again not too long from not but with even more awesome stuff going on.

Andy Schatz (creator of Monaco, head of Pocketwatch Games) kicked it with us. Eric Baudour (creator of Nutella, producer of Mega64 Podcast) called Dan a fool a bunch of times. Eric even battled. You shoulda been there. OH WAIT YOU CAN BE BY LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE SORT OF.

I battle fishes 'cast they're so delicious.

Warning: DAN, YOU FOOL!

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Huzzah

Direct download: V02E23_Mario_vs_Benjamin_Button.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 1:44pm PST

 

What's the doofiest most helpless thing you can think of besides Minions? Yes, Kerbals. Ok, now what's the most badass, hardcore, kick you in the booboo thing you can think of besides Pantera? Yes, the Doomslayer. How about we throw 'em together and see what happens?

Oh yeah and come to our live show on Friday. Details all over our Facebook page.

I'll battle there for youuuuuu, if you cast for me tooooooo.

Warning: THEY'RE ALWAYS LISTENING.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Huzzah!

Direct download: V2E22_Kerbals_vs_Doomslayer.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:30am PST

Sure hope you've seen Rogue One. Also, probably don't listen to this one yet if you care about spoilers.

Because this battle is ALL about Rogue One. Wait, you didn't see the General Grievous easter egg in R1? Shhhhhhh!!! It's the sassy mouth droid with a heart of quadanium steel going nuts to bolts against ol' squishy brain himself. It's basically an episode of BattleBots. BattlecastBots.

When sparks fly, robots die.

Warning: James will make you like stuff less.

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Direct download: V02E21_K-290_vs_General_Grievous.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 12:22am PST

Well it's been almost three years. so we feel like we've definitely earned it.

Also more importantly, it's Christmas so none of us could get together to record and episode so we all picked some very classic Battlecast moments and threw them up into this disasterpiece of audio we call "It's a very Battlecast Best Of..."

Warning: So much nostalgia your feels will explode into so many pieces that you'll never use the word "feels" again because it's played out and annoying.

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Direct download: BEST_OF_BCAST.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:14am PST

HO HO HO, Merry Holidays!

We get all Christmasy up in this biz with the non-childhood-ruining version of The Grinch vs the later-in-his-career-but-not-at-this-point-childhood-ruining Kevin McAlister played by Macaulay Culkin. Of course we fight in the world of A Christmas Story and all Christmas stuff in general because CHRISTMAS IS DOPE.

Jinglecast, jinglecast, jinglecast battle!

Warning: Not a white or green Christmas. It's a red one.

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Direct download: V02E19_The_Grinch_vs_Kevin_McAlister.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:21am PST