Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics
Darth Vader (Dan) vs. Lord Xenu (James) at F-1's Monaco
 
Everything you wanted to know about Scientology but were afraid to ask. It's a war between two intergalactic over-lords: Darth Vader, and the enigmatic Lord Xenu. They hop in some F1 cars and race around the multi-zillion dollar Monaco Track. There's Sarlaccs and Giant Spiders, and even some F1 people you've never heard of. It's Battlecast.

Warning: Don't sue us please.
 

Records after last episode:
Dan 1-3, Andy 4-1, James 2-3
Direct download: S03E08_Darth_Vader_vs_Lord_Xenu.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:58am PST

Gob Bluth (Andy) vs. Kevin Smith (James) at NPR
 
 
 
 
 
 
Holy friggin' moly, strap in for the longest, most dramatic, action packed episode of Battlecast yet. It's Arrested Development's Master Illusionist, Gob Bluth, battling multi-talented media maven, Kevin Smith, through the NPR airwaves. You'll see some familiar faces and some not so much. On top of all of this madness, rapper/comedian/writer for Epic Rap Battles of History... ZACH SHERWIN features as a guest cameo. Oh so much fun.

Warning: Yes, "stupider" is a word. And no, James doesn't know how to rules.

Records after last episode:
Dan 1-3, Andy 3-1, James 2-2
Direct download: S03E07_Gob_Bluth_vs_Kevin_Smith.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:59am PST

Lucky Charms (Dan) vs. Top Gear (Andy) in The
 Vatican
 
 
 
It's the question that's been on the minds of the world since the mid 90s.... Who would win in a fight between the beloved cereal mascot, Lucky, and the most popular auto-based television show on the planet? Enter Battlecast....half stupid podcast and half humanitarian super-being. Oh yeah, and we make fun of Popes.

Warning: Andy would like some what?

Records after last episode:
 Dan 1-2, Andy 2-1, James 2-2
Direct download: S03E06_LUCKY_CHARMS_VS_TOP_GEAR.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 6:42pm PST

The Powerpuff Girls (Dan) vs. Bayonetta (James) in THE INTERNET

The boys (as girls) take a lovely stroll through the internet in this week's edition of Battlecast. Dan fights as the much beloved Powerpuff Girls and James picks some character we're not sure is even a real thing. All your favorite websites become home to this brutal beatdown: Reddit, 4chan, Autoblog, and for a fleeting moment of pure joy, Space Jam's original 1996 page.

Warning: We're terrible people.

Records after last episode:
 
Dan 0-2, Andy 2-1, James 2-1
Direct download: S03E05_POWERPUFF_GIRLS_VS_BAYONETTA.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:28pm PST

Lady Gaga (James) vs. Viewtiful Joe (Andy) in MXC

It's official. Dan hates James. Thankfully, MXC is one of the best things ever, and that makes everything better. Join us as we thrust our way through everyone's favorite over-dubbed Japanese obstacle course gameshow.

Warning: We hope you like Lady Gaga

Records after last episode:
 
Dan 0-2, Andy 1-1, James 2-0
Direct download: S03E04_Lady_Gaga_vs_Viewtiful_Joe.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:40am PST

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