Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics (general)
Welcome to another super duper out of control exciting edition of Battlecast presented by the super duper out of control awesome Meltdown Comics! We warned you to watch Stranger Things like a million times so hopefully you did that because (Dan) picked the electrokinetic wunderkind Elle/11 from Stranger Things as his character for this week. Dirk's been playing a lot of No Man's Sky so he went with the mysterious explorer and protagonist, The Traveler. James's ceremonial wheel spin landed us in the store from Sausage Party. Dope. Your mom should have taught you this, but always wipe from front to Battlecast. Warning: EVERY SPOILER EVER. You've been warned. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a drunk Tijuana stupor. <3 <3 <3
Direct download: V02E03_11_vs_The_Traveler.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:51pm PST

Woooo Nelly, another one of our hilariously short seasons down the ol' drain again with an episode so long is sure to break records or at least your attention span.

Battle Royale means we get to use our characters WITH WHOM we've won througout the season- another even season with each of the boys coming to the plate with 3- Dan's rag tag crew of ragamuffins in Pablo Escobar, Master Chief, and Ant Man. James's bunch of bawdy brawlers is Hillary Clinton, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Caprica 6. Andy's slew of soldiers is  Rick (of Rick and Morty), Nightcrawler (not Jake Gyllenhaal), and President Nicolas Cage (waht?).


Never wear Battlecast without the Blue.

Warning: Go into this one with an open analogy-box.

<3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a special edition Ring-Pop. <3 <3 <3

Direct download: S07E10_SEASON_FINALE_BATTLE_ROYALE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:25am PST

Darth Vader (Dan) vs. Lord Xenu (James) at F-1's Monaco
Everything you wanted to know about Scientology but were afraid to ask. It's a war between two intergalactic over-lords: Darth Vader, and the enigmatic Lord Xenu. They hop in some F1 cars and race around the multi-zillion dollar Monaco Track. There's Sarlaccs and Giant Spiders, and even some F1 people you've never heard of. It's Battlecast.

Warning: Don't sue us please.

Records after last episode:
Dan 1-3, Andy 4-1, James 2-3
Direct download: S03E08_Darth_Vader_vs_Lord_Xenu.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:58am PST