Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics

Allllllll aboard the Starship Enterprise! That's the Star Trek themed battleground in today's extra girthy episode of Battlecast. We'll be duking it out in space with two sort-of aliens. It's the biggest, baddest, smartest Pokemon around, Mewtwo (James) vs. the tongue waggingest, alienest, Spider-Man counteringest villain out there, Venom (Dan). Pretty legit, huh?

TIL (today i learned) The L in Samuel L. Jackson stands for Battlecast.

Warning: Tijuana, Mexicast

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Direct download: S08E05_Mewtwo_vs_Venom.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:33pm PST

STATUS UPDATE: How are we doing on our anti-grosscast challenge? Astoundingly well.

You know what one of the dankiesest movies ever is? Forrest Fucking Gump. So let's hope the wheel landed on it this week as our battleground. It did. Today's combatants are the Tomb Raider herself, Lara Croft (James) vs. a hypothetical main character from any of the Fallout games, A Vault Dweller (Dirk for Andy).

Lucy in the Sky with Battlecast.

Warning: Tom Raider

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Direct download: S08E04_Lara_Croft_vs_Vault_Dweller.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 7:30am PST

Dun dunun dun nunnnnnn... It's Faaaaaamily Feudcast. Once in a while we do awesome gameshow style episodes that you guys looooooooove.

Who better to be contestants on Family Fued than the jerkwad that's always tryna kill Bart Simpson, Sideshow Bob (Dan) vs. renaissance era painter, sculptor, inventor, and etc. Leonardo da Vinci (Andy). It's rad.

Battlecast a gong. Battlecast it on.

Warning: LOUIEEE ANDERTHNNN!!!11

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Direct download: S08E03_Sideshow_Bob_vs_Leonardo_da_Vinci.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 6:45pm PST

ANNOUNCEMENT!! We have put a three week ban on all grossness after last week's horribly disturbing episode full of things you'd never want your mom to hear.

Today's battle is between a real fast guy and a real purple guy. It's The Flash (Dan) from the pretty damn decent CW show vs. The Phantom (Dirk for James) featuring Billy Zane aka the bad guy from Titanic. It allllll goes down in our hometown of San Diego.

It puts the Battlecast on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Warning: "No James so it's going to be shitty." -James

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Direct download: S08E02_The_Flash_vs_The_Phantom.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 8:47pm PST

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