It's season 7 yay woo rad awesome. After 6 seasons, you don't have time to caps lock exclamations.

Fraggle Rock is rad. It's the battleground. Roger Rabbit (Andy) is classic and awesome. He's a combatant. Buffy (James) was mildly watchable and inexplicably much beloved. She's fightin' too. Battlecastin' time.

ARE YOU READY TO RAAAAAWK???! Us neither.

Warning: Lotsa TV show talk.

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Congratulations to us on our 64th episode! It was like two months ago, but now we're finally celebrating it with one of our vaguely famous 'tween season Specials.

It's 4 all time N64 faves: Turok (Dan) vs. Banjo Kazooie (Dirk) vs. James Bond (Andy) vs. Waluigi (James)

It's guest judicated by fantasy novelist and overall man of mystery, Elnath Trev-dawg Shanks of the CurseBorn Sage. He spun the wheel that landed us on Koopa Troopa Beach from Mario Kart 64.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Battlecast?

Warning: Andy sexualizing video game characters again.

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It's that magical time of year again where cosplayers roam the streets, and we get drunk and roam the Comic Con floor and say things we'll probably regret later. Later as in now.

It's Dan, Dirk, Andy, James, and Dave with a smattering of battles with people dressed as things.

COMIC CON 2015 WOOOOOOOOO.

Dan - "I'm drunk, James, do you wanna write the copy for this week's episode."

James - "Yesh."

It's that time y'all! Andy brings his pitiful bunch of nobodies: Cthulhu, Gypsi Danger, and Buckaroo Banzai in an attempt to ruin this episode. Dan fronts with his crew: Mad Max (not the cool new one), One of the Battletoads, and the awesome Geralt of Rivia so he can try and seem relevant. James However knows how to pick some characters. James’ posse consists of agent extraordinaire Ari Gold, the unkillable Jason Vorhees, and the granddaddy of them all Mickey Mouse. If James doesn't win this it rigged. Battlecast urbody!!

Make sure you've updated to the latest version of Battlecast to avoid compatibility issues.

Warning: Dirk's 5 week plan.

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Today on the show James ruins everything. Poor planning on his part left us having to delay for the Battle Royale for which we're all waiting. That'll be next week. In the meantime, we bring you a whole buncha good topics such as Corn Nuts, older ladies, and thoughts on the Oculus Rift.

For the battle itself, Dan and Andy butt their buttheads twice in a row for two quick-fought fights. First it's Zorro (Dan) vs Robin Hood of Men in Tights (Andy), and then it's Parappa the Rapper (Andy) vs Crash Bandicoot (Dan).

All we wanna do is have some fun. Until the sun comes up over Battlecast Boulevard.

Warning: Stinky snackfoods are stinky.

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