Today on the show we welcome esteemed guests and damn fine podcast moguls, Anthony Silva and Ashley Taylor of the Pixelated Geek network. You've probably heard us talk about these two before. They're rad.

Andy wusses out and makes Anthony battle for him (ok really Anthony just wanted to battle. Big time.), and he chose everyone's favorite Street Fighter, Ryu (Anthony4Andy). Dan chose one of his favorite team of NES originating amphibians, The Battletoads (Dan). And what an odd twist of events! We're battling in the completely unexpected floor of E3?!? WHADDUYAH KNOW!!!

Careful of the thorns. Battlecast has a lot of pricks.

Warning: Apple or PC?

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Did you guys hear?! Nintendo is going to build a wing at Universal Studios. Whaaaaaaat?

So needless to say, that's our battleground this week. It's cannibal serial killer Hannibal Lecter (James) vs. this super obscure 80s movie character that Andy apparently is real into all of a sudden, Buckaroo Bonzai (Andy).

Something something something Battlecast.

Warning: Conjecture and hear-say.

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Dan's drunk so he's gonne keep this short. Ari Gold (James) from Entourage vs. Harry Hart (Dan) from Kingsman. Two subjectively bomb-ass pieces of fiction. Go watch them. The battleground is Big Trouble in Little China. Andy's on an 80s kick.

Put the lime in the Battlecast and drink it all up.

Warning: Probably more porn talk. Sorry.

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WE LOVE ANNEKE!!! Y'know, Dirk's fiance. Also a super heroine that will forever go unnamed. Butt-Stuff Girl! She's on the episode.

This week we do some things. Like eat candy and talk about racism and porn. Sounds boring right? WRONG! Dan is really not sober so he calls in his trusty Dirk to do his bidding. Andy chooses one of the greatest action stars that Gen X never knew it missed, Kung Fury (Andy). Dirk picks the bro-tagonist from the game that everyone is raving about right now, Geralt of Rivia (Dirk) aka The Witcher. James spun the wheel that definitely exists and it put us in Quahog, Rhode Island- the home of the Griffin Family from the ever-polarizing Family Guy.

Ten thousand years in a Battlecast will give you such a crick in the neck! See a chiropractor before symptoms worsen.

Warning: Olympic-level Candy Mouth-Catching

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