Yaaay! No more crappy 'tween-season filler crap. It's finally here! Season 6 HAS ARRIVENED.

We blast right off into the ethosphere with an episode full of kick-ass ass-kicking and spine-tinglingly droll stories from the Battlecast dudes.

Today's battle is the queen of Metroid-killing, Samus Aran (Dan) vs. the creepiest looking guy in a hockey mask after Alexander Ovechkin (google it), Jason Vorhees (James). Allllll of this goes down in the world famous theme park, Itchy and Scratchy Land!

We fight. We fight. We fight and fight and fight. Fight, fight, fight. Fight, fight, fight. The Battle and Casty shooooooooow.

Warning: No open bar.

Records reset after last season:
Dan 0-0, Andy 0-0, James 0-0

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It's that time of the year while between official seasons of Battlecast, we record a bunch of random nonsense and try to run it past you guys as a real episode. We know it doesn't work, but we do it anyway. This week's version of that is ZOOCAST!

We went to the world famous San Diego Zoo and recorded a mishmash of observations with an actual battle in the middle of it. In today's animal themed battle, it's DC's mostly ridiculous Animal Man (Dirk) vs. the main character from the late 90s Transformers spin-off Beast Wars, Optimus Primal (Dan). The battleground is of course, the SD Zoo.

Remember to keep your palms flat as you feed the podcasters their designated feeding pellets. It's time for Zootlecast.
 

Warning: Andy was a Llama in a past life.

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It's finally here folks- the super shitty audio we were left with from our live show. due to a series of very Battlecast-eqsue technical difficulties, the listenable audio from our live show was lost in an abyss of dismembered genitalia and Andy's tears. So this will have to do if you wanna get a taste of how our live show went.

It's Captain Planet (Dan) vs. the T1000 robot (Andy) at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Suck in your gut, there are ladies present- it's time for Battlecast.

Warning: Thanks for coming to our show. Better turn-out than we could have expected.

And as always, thanks for listening, reviewing, and telling a friend about our show. Means more to us than you'd ever know.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S BEEN 5 SEASONS O' THIS?!?

We hardly can, but we are super grateful and honored that you guys have stuck around and shared the gospel of Battlecast with anyone who wouldn't be immediately disgusted by the prolifically phallus-related discussions.

James is coming in hot with 5 characters- Cloud Strife, Agent Smith, Joe Fattone (lol), Dexter, and Scarecrow. Andy's doing aight with Godzilla, Brain (no Pinky), and Sonic the Hedgehog. And Dan... oh Dan. He didn't win a single match this season himself. He's got Mulan. And Maybe Space Ghost.

Grasp the ancient monkey paw betwixt your fingers, but be careful what you wish for; it's time for Battlecast.

Warning: LIVE SHOW IS TOOOOONIGHT

Records after last episode:
Dan 1-5, Andy 3-3, James 5-1

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BOOM! DIRKEO!! That's right folks. Everyone's favorite member of Battlecast will be sitting in to fight on Andy's behalf. Our story takes place in the Italian Renaissance where Sonic the Hedgehog (Dirk) engages in mostly mortal combat against the boomstick and chainsaw weilding Ash Williams (Dan) from the Evil Dead and Army of Darkness movies.

Close your eyes and wish to God that the Angels will finally win the pennant- here comes  Battlecast, here comes Battlecast, right down Battlecast Lane.
 

Warning: James is drunk.

Records after last episode:
Dan 1-4, Andy 2-3, James 5-1

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