Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics

Never bring a sword to a gun fight. Unless you like the KING of swording. Inigo Montoya played by Dirk "The Jerk" Stenger vs Django played by Dan "The 4Chan" Brozo at Hyrule with allllllll kinds of wacky and fun stuff going on. You'll see.

Warning: Super Advanced Future Battle System

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Direct download: V02E32_Django_vs_Inigo_Montoya.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:18pm PDT

Oh snap another rousing LIVE SHOW at The Merrow in Hillcrest. How about maybe you guy COME OUT TO ONE OF THEM, HUH? They're dope. And Andy buys people drinks.

It's DC Themed at the ol' Nerd Night so we went with Aquaman vs. Swamp Thing. Water vs Plants. But plants love water. OR DO THEY?!

Warning: Super Best Friends trailer review.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: e31_live.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:51pm PDT

First off, apologies for the unexpected hiatus. Life got gnarly. Sure we'll talk about it next week.

Also I have a migraine as I'm writing this so I'm gon keep it real brief. Nintendo guy vs the alien from Arrival. That movie is dope.

Warning: Big ol' spoilers for Arrival. Go watch it.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E30_Heptapod_vs_Miyamoto.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:47am PDT

Welcome to another edition of the MOST EXTREME podcast there is. X is back, baby. And he's on the episode. Also Wolverine. Whaaaat.

Let's throw down with some Chardee MacDennis with the Paddy's Pub crew from It's Always Sunny crew while we're at it.

Warning: We have't talked about gross stuff in a while so HERE'S A BUNCH.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E29_XXX_vs_Wolverine.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:20pm PDT

Another kickass live show from The Merrow! DLOD House Party/Nerd Nights/Andy Buying People Free Drinks for Making Fun of James.

Eric from Mega64 judicates this round of Dan as Buzz(ed) Lightyear vs Dirk as Jafar.

Battle me to a place in a far away cast...

Warning: Andy tells thrilling stories.

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Direct download: V02E28_Buzz_Lightyear_vs_Jafar.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:50am PDT

Two of the most relevant figures in 2017 pop culture here on this one. It's buff n bronze boy Conan vs convicted butthead OJ Simpson aka THE JUICE.

If the glove doesn't battle then you must cast.

Warning: Andy the relationship guru.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E27_Conan_vs_OJ.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 2:25am PDT

Oh my god it was the BIG GAME this last yestertwodaysago and since it was the BIG GAME between the TEAM1 FRANCHISE vs the good ol' TEAM2 FRANCHISE, we decided to use the BIG GAME as our battleground. It's Shrek vs the girl from The Ring. Duh.

THEN I battled HER cast. NOW I'M A BELIEVER.

Warning: THEN I SAW HER FACE.

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Direct download: V02E26_Ring_Girl_vs_Shrek.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:22am PDT

 

Andy's been yakkin' our ears off all week about how many Matrix posters he had in his room growing up, so it seems natural that he'd pick Neo for this week's battle. Dirk is bravely going in with John Wick.

KEANU V KEANU. MAY THE WOAHEST DUDE BRO.

Take the red battle and see how deep this rabbit cast goes.

Warning: Goro is a secret G

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E25_Neo_vs_John_Wick.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:19am PDT

YAY RESIDENT EVIL 7 IS OUT WOO!

Dan's Leon from the RE series on this week's episode. James is Brendan Fraser because hashtag save Brendan. Also we've got another live show comin' up in exactly a month from today or something so CHECK IT OUT!

Battle! Cast my finger!

Warning: Meet the Deedles...

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Direct download: V02E24_Leon_vs_Brendan_Fraser.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 6:37pm PDT

Hey guys, remember that LIVE show we kept talking about doing? Well we did it. It was awesome. Sounds like we'll be doing that whole song and dance again not too long from not but with even more awesome stuff going on.

Andy Schatz (creator of Monaco, head of Pocketwatch Games) kicked it with us. Eric Baudour (creator of Nutella, producer of Mega64 Podcast) called Dan a fool a bunch of times. Eric even battled. You shoulda been there. OH WAIT YOU CAN BE BY LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE SORT OF.

I battle fishes 'cast they're so delicious.

Warning: DAN, YOU FOOL!

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Direct download: V02E23_Mario_vs_Benjamin_Button.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 1:44pm PDT