Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics

Remember that Beastie Boys song about Girls? That's pretty much what you're getting in this episode except much more. Handmaid's Tale is pretty dope. So are Peach and Aloy. Let's have a dopeoff. Or a battle. Either way.

Warning: The future is sad.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E44_Aloy_vs_Princess_Peach.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 8:51pm PDT

Two very Japanese games came out this year. One from the future and one from the past. Let's make the main characters duke it out in something from the present. Like uhm i dunno CS GO or something? Yep. Let's do that. K cool brt.

Warning: We'll explain what Anime means.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E43_2B_vs_William.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 2:50am PDT

This episode of Battlecast is filled with speed, violence, and Ryan Sister-Groper Motorcycle-Knocker-Over Cryin' Bitch Kidd. One of Dan's favorite episodes in a long time, it's the best video game player and twitch streamer in the world, Dr. Disrespect vs the keeper of the Inn in which peeps keep playing Hearthstone in, the Innkeeper.

Warning: E3

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E42_Dr_Disrespect_vs_The_Inkeeper.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 7:52pm PDT

Rest in Peace, Adam West. We're gonna do the best we can to honor you by pulling out some classic Batman in this week's episode. Spock too. Also blackface. Good luck with this one.

Warning: Doctors hate him.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E41_60s_Spock_vs_60s_Batman.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:23am PDT

What's better than nerds talking about sports? Basically everything. That's not to say you won't luhoooove this episode, but you may luhoooooooooove other things more. Like Wonder Woman. Or Tekken 7 for example. These are just examples. It could also be something much better.

Warning: Dirk.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E40_Wonder_Woman_vs_Eddy_Gordo.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:24am PDT

What's more fun than hanging with the Battlecast boys for some funny fun times? Having a computer hard drive failure that ruins every part of every thing you've ever had on your computer.

Well we somehow salvaged this audio, and we'll be back next week with a real episode. And Dirk had a really damn good joke in this one anyway so listen up.

Thanks, y'all.

Direct download: lost_bantercfx.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 9:48pm PDT

Guardians Vol.2 was pretty god dang decent. Yondu was one of the highlights for sure. Let's listen to him fight Sherlock Holmes. Silicon Valley is pretty dope too. Let's just put all of that shit together and make a smoothie out of it. Or an Acai Bowl.

Warning: Cams.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E38_Yondu_vs_Sherlock_Holmes.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:09am PDT

Guests two weeks in a row? What is this, a Best Western?!

James and Alyssa (guest) both pick characters from JRPGS. Final Fantasy big bad, Sephiroth, vs Persona 5 guy, Joker. It all takes place in the Hyperion from Mass Effect 4. The 4th best Mass Effect game.

Warning: Andy hates everything. Big surprise.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: v02e37_Sephiroth_vs_JokerP5.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:45am PDT

What are you waiting for... Christmas?

To listen to this week's episode that is. Whole buncha guests + Dan and James this week. Three people that basically work in the video game industry that give their professional insight on how best to be a serial killer in Grand Theft Auto 5 Roleplaying Mods. Oh yeah and a wizard from Diablo 3 fights Duke Nukem at Fyre Festival. Lol.

Warning: Jeeze Louise, these dice.

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E36_Wizard_vs_Duke_Nukem.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 1:50am PDT

 

Question: What's the stupidest battle we've ever done?

Today it's the uh..... M&Ms going against top shelf youtubers Ethan and Hila aka H3H3. Go watch their channel. It's dope. The M&Ms we mean. Obviously. Ok so those are some strange characters for us to pick, but the battleground is some cuhlassssic BC. Mt. Olympus.

Warning: It's just a prank, bro!

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PS Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics and Collectibles for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: v02e35_mixdown2.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:50am PDT