Mon, 31 March 2014
Andy Roddick (Dan) vs. Jigsaw (James) in Kitchen Stadium.
Former World Champion tennis player, Andy Roddick is matched up against genius/serial killer of the Saw franchise, Jigsaw. Warning: Swordfish Lasagna Record after last episode is James 3-1, Andy 2-2, Dan 1-3.
Enjoy.
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Mon, 24 March 2014
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Three guys decided to do a podcast called Battlecast. This is the raw, unpolished, and arguably complete dog-shit "Season Zero".
Alexander Borgia (James) vs. Barack Obama (Andy) at Hogwarts. The most fucked up pope of all time brawls with the leader of the free world.
Warning: NSA Wiretaps.
Witness the birth of Battlecast, and please... Enjoy. |
Mon, 17 March 2014
Red (Dirk) vs. Voldemort (Andy) in Silent Hill.
The protagonist of Pokemon Red/Blue faces off against he who shall definitely not be named. Voldemort.
Warning: Flying Winged Fuckers
Record after last episode is James 3-0, Andy 1-2, Dan 1-3.
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Mon, 10 March 2014
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Three guys decided to do a podcast called Battlecast. This is the raw, unpolished, and arguably complete dog-shit "Season Zero". Solid Snake (James) vs. The Doctor (Andy) at Pokemon Stadium of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Stealthy super-solider, Solid Snake, pounces on The Doctor of Doctor Who. Who will be victorious? Who will reign supreme? Who emerges from the battlefield as champion? And who thinks this joke just got annoying? Everyone, that's who.
Warning: That's not a fucking swimming pool.
Witness the birth of Battlecast, and please... Enjoy.
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Mon, 3 March 2014
Lord Business (Andy) vs. Spike Spiegel (Dan) at Sesame Street. The antagonist of The Lego Movie, Lord Business, takes on intergalactic bounty hunter, Spike Spiegel.
Warning: Big Bird caps some asses.
Record after the last episode is Dan 0-3, James 3-0, Andy 1-1
Enjoy.
Direct download: s01e05_lord_business_vs_spike_spiegel.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 11:17pm PDT |
Mon, 24 February 2014
Zero (Dan) vs. Tommy Oliver (James) at Evergreen Terrace of The Simpsons.
The legendary Maverick Hunter Zero takes on the most badass Power Ranger in existence, Tommy Oliver.
Warning: Epic as Fuck.
Record after the last episode is Dan 0-2, James 2-0, Andy 1-1
Enjoy. |
Mon, 17 February 2014
Danaerys Targaryen (Andy) vs. Scorpion (James) at Goldeneye's Facility. Beauty (plus dragons) takes on the beastly hellspawn ninja that is Scorpion.
Record after the last episode is Dan 0-2, James 1-0, Andy 1-0
Enjoy. |
Mon, 10 February 2014
Bill Nye (Dan) vs. Calvin (Andy) at DayZ's Chernarus. Science vs. Imagination in this week's brawl. Takes place in zombified Russian wasteland, Chernarus. Episode opens with us yelling at each other about Tim Burton. Record after episode 1 is Dan-0, James-1, Andy-0 Enjoy. |
Mon, 3 February 2014
Space Ghost (Dan) vs. Jack Bauer (James) at Minecraft (Battlecast Mod). Some rules: We rotate between representing characters and judging the fights. The battleground is randomly assigned and often dictates the "rule set" we'll follow. A coin flip decides who goes first. Note: We recorded a practice season before this one hence the reference to previous episodes. Enjoy. |