Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics

The Animaniacs (Andy) vs. Cool Runnings (James) in Grand Theft Auto's Vice City

Jamaican Bobsledders? Yes, fucking Jamaican bobsledders. Oh yeah and John Candy. They compete against The Warner siblings themselves: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.

Warning: Uncut and uncensored. But mostly just uncut.


Record after last episode... James 0-1, Andy 0-0, Dan 1-0.



Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:47am PST

R.L. Stine (James) vs. Yoshi (Dan) on The Price is Right


Welcome to Season 2 of Battlecast! We spin things off this season with a trip to Bob Barker's domain of pain: The Price is Right.

Thanks x 1,000,000 to S.S.S.C.G.P. (Super Special Skype Cameo Guest People) Will Cole and Aaron Fujimoto.

Warning: Bestiality.

Record is wiped clean after last season... James 0-0, Andy 0-0, Dan 0-0.



Direct download: S02E01_RL_STINE_vs_YOSHI.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 9:03pm PST

Dr. Zoidberg (James) vs. Professor Farnsworth (Dan) vs. Zapp Brannigan (Andy) vs. Lrrr (Dirk) at the Ruins of Old New York.

Welcome to our first annual Battlecast Futurama SpacetacuLRRR. All four of your favorite (erhm) Battlecasters put on their Light-Speed Briefs and fight to the death in the sub-urban ruins of Old New York.


Warning: Alex Hoffman as guest Judicator



Direct download: Battlecast_Futurama_SpacetacuLRRR.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 6:25pm PST

Senator Palpatine (James) vs. Han Solo (Dan) on Hoth.

It's Battlecast's first live episode! We recorded in front of a live studio audience at Southern California Comics during their hugely sucessful and much adored Free Comic Book Day event.

As homage to Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you), we had Senator Palpatine face off against Han Solo on the ice planet of Hoth.


Warning: It was an all ages event aka no swearing. Mostly.


Direct download: BATTLECAST_LIVE.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 12:25am PST

We say goodbye to Season 1 of Battlecast. And Dan's dismal losing streak.

It's a free-for-all between all of the winning characters of the season.

James Pugh as Jack Bauer, Alex Mack, Jigsaw, Tommy Oliver, and Scorpion.

Andy Boyd as James Bond, Voldemort, and Calvin.

And Dan Brozo as some other thing.


Warning: We forgot how to Battlecast.

Regular Season final record is James 5-1, Andy 3-3, Dan 1-5



Direct download: S01E10_Battle_Royale_mixdown.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 11:38pm PST

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Andy) vs. Alex Mack (James) at Pride Rock.

It's a circle of death at Pride Rock where Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox takes on Super-Powered Pre-teen, Alex Mack.


Warning: Special Guests Beau Doiron, Andrew DeGregorio, Christine

Record after last episode is James 4-1, Andy 3-2, Dan 1-5.



Direct download: S01E09_ALEX_MACK_VS_ZAPHOD_BEEBLEBROX2.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:43am PST

Yesterday.....all our episodes seemed so far away. Now it seems the show is here to stay. Oh we believe, in yesterday....


Thrall (James) vs Kratos (Dan) at Legoland California


Former (spoiler) Warchief of the Horde, Thrall, clashes with the present (spoiler) god of War.. Kratos.


Warning: Is ashy racist?


Witness the birth of Battlecast, and please... Enjoy.

Direct download: LOST_EPISODE_3.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 8:35pm PST

Inspector Gadget (Dan) vs. James Bond (Andy) in Wrestlemania.


Dun dun dun dundun dun - Inspector Gadget infiltrates wrestlemania to smack down against everyone's favorite secret agent man, 007.


Warning: Dan is a pederast.


Record after last episode is James 4-1, Andy 2-2, Dan 1-4.


Direct download: S01E08_INSPECTOR_GADGET_VS_JAMES_BOND.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 12:16am PST

Andy Roddick (Dan) vs. Jigsaw (James) in Kitchen Stadium.


Former World Champion tennis player, Andy Roddick is matched up against genius/serial killer of the Saw franchise, Jigsaw.

Warning: Swordfish Lasagna

Record after last episode is James 3-1, Andy 2-2, Dan 1-3.




Direct download: S01E07_ANDY_RODDICK_VS_JIGSAW.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:33pm PST

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Three guys decided to do a podcast called Battlecast. This is the raw, unpolished, and arguably complete dog-shit "Season Zero".


Alexander Borgia (James) vs. Barack Obama (Andy) at Hogwarts.

The most fucked up pope of all time brawls with the leader of the free world.


Warning: NSA Wiretaps.


Witness the birth of Battlecast, and please... Enjoy.

Direct download: LOST_EP_2.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:24am PST