Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics
The Powerpuff Girls (Dan) vs. Bayonetta (James) in THE INTERNET

The boys (as girls) take a lovely stroll through the internet in this week's edition of Battlecast. Dan fights as the much beloved Powerpuff Girls and James picks some character we're not sure is even a real thing. All your favorite websites become home to this brutal beatdown: Reddit, 4chan, Autoblog, and for a fleeting moment of pure joy, Space Jam's original 1996 page.

Warning: We're terrible people.

Records after last episode:
 
Dan 0-2, Andy 2-1, James 2-1
Direct download: S03E05_POWERPUFF_GIRLS_VS_BAYONETTA.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:28pm PST

Lady Gaga (James) vs. Viewtiful Joe (Andy) in MXC

It's official. Dan hates James. Thankfully, MXC is one of the best things ever, and that makes everything better. Join us as we thrust our way through everyone's favorite over-dubbed Japanese obstacle course gameshow.

Warning: We hope you like Lady Gaga

Records after last episode:
 
Dan 0-2, Andy 1-1, James 2-0
Direct download: S03E04_Lady_Gaga_vs_Viewtiful_Joe.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:40am PST

We go one more round with the mysterious stranger, "Deepthroat", asking all the hardest hitting questions you'd expect from the seasoned journalists here at Battlecast.

Direct download: S03E03B_Deepthroat_Bonus_Round.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:23pm PST

The Terminator (Dan) vs. Mr. Burns (Andy) in The Revolutionary War.

We welcome a very special guest into the studio for this week's episode. The dashing and mysterious "Deepthroat". The battle itself takes place waaaaaay back when- in the Revolutionary War featuring a Robot and a Trillionaire.

Warning: Buttstuff.com

Records after last episode:
 
Dan 0-1, Andy 0-1, James 2-0
Direct download: S03E03_The_Terminator_vs_Monty_Burns.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:29pm PST

 Wyle E. Coyote (Dan) vs. Zack Morris (James) Downton Abbey.

This week, two icons of your childhood go head to head in a castle from a show that only pretentious jerks appreciate. Kidding. Downton Abbey is probably fine. Probably. Will it be the coyote with the entire catalogue of Acme products at his clawed fingertips or the upper class high-school enigma with the inexplicable power to stop time? Who knows....? Not you obviously.

Warning: Poor Dan.

Records after last episode:
 
Dan 0-0, Andy 0-1, James 1-0
Direct download: S03E02_Wyle_E_Coyote_vs_Zack_Morris.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:08am PST

Nathan Drake (Jay Huerto) vs. Dick Butt (Andy) at Jumanji.

WELCOME TO SEASON 3 OF BATTLECAST

We roll things out this season with a special guest... the incredibly talented and dear, dear, dear friend of the show's, Jay Huerto. More importantly, yes, we are definitely filing a class-action lawsuit against Andy for the character he chose. This week, we stroll through uncharted territory with Nathan Drake and Dick Butt in the Jumanji Mansion. P.S. sorry our audio gets fucked a few times - new mixer growing-pains.

Warning: Dick butt.

Records reset to zero after last episode.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S03E01_Dick_Butt_vs_Nathan_Drake.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:43am PST

Roberto (James) vs. Slurms McKenzie (Dan) vs. Hedonism Bot (Andy) vs. Bender (Dirk) at the Slurm Factory on Planet Wormulon.

Season 2 of Battlecast is over... Comic-Con is over... equally miserable facts of life... BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! The second penta-annual Futurama Space-TWO-cuLRRR is here with all four of us sclum-bags battling for our right to remind everyone about having won for a few weeks. Dust off your brain-slug and fasten your Finglongers, it's gonna be a wild ride.

 

Warning: Is Dave "the one"?

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: FUTURAMA_SPACE-TWO-CULRRR.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:02am PST

We're not going to lie and say that this is a good episode. We will, however, lie and say that it's a decent episode.

 

Dan, Andy, and Dave tool around Comic Con forcing cosplayers to fight each other. Also a guy playing drums on a streetlight gave Dan a few shots of the Fireball in his pants. Also we saw Donal Logue. Also Andy can't speak English.

 

Thanks to Jeff Rector, San Diego's Zombee, and The Pod Brother for chatting with us.

 

Warning: We know this episode is meandering and unlistenable... but you never know when a certain Futurama Space-TWO-cuLRRR may come out. This week. Ok, you do know.

Direct download: BC_CC_Edition.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:11am PST

4 (Andy) vs. 3 (Dan) vs. 2 (James)

 

You know the rules, people. Each of our winning characters from throughout Season 2 are back as our respective champions. Who shall reign victorious and inherit that mostly shitty Katana that Andy bought last season as a trophy for himself? Probably not James.

 

Warning: Space AIDS. You know, Space Age AIDS.

 

Record after last episode... James 2-4, Andy 4-2, Dan 3-3.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E10_BATTLE_ROYALE.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 7:01am PST

Pam (Andy) vs. Ganondorf (Dan) in Hell.

 

As if listening to us jackasses wasn't hell enough already, this week's battle takes place in aaaactual Hell as represented by classic Italian poet, Dante. Archer's H.R. Lady and all around debaucherous badass, Pam Poovey, drags Hyrule's Lord of the Dark Arts, Ganondorf, through the nine rings of hell in this week's episode.

 

Warning: Open couch-surfing offer at Andy's house. Inquire within.

 

Record after last episode... James 2-4, Andy 4-1, Dan 2-3.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E08_PAM_vs_GANONDORF.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:09am PST