Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics

A long long time ago in a galaxy in Hillcrest where we record, Andy's character was relevant because it was two weeks ago and everyone was talking about how god damn fucked Battlefront 2 fucked up. You know what. It's still relevant. Fuck EA and fuck Dice.

Warning: More hair removal tips from your boys.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E58_Iden_Versio_vs_BJ_Blaskovicz.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 12:50am PST

Dun-dun-dun-dunt SNAP SNAP. It's the Battle Familyyyyyy. Creepiest and kookiest family alive versus the Adams Family. And it all goes down in some MYSTERIOUS TOWN IN FRANCE IN 1955?! What does it all mean? Will we ever find out what disastardly deeds conspired? Will we ever get to the bottom of the enigma to end all enigmas? Will James ever find a cure for that rash? Hopefully not.

Warning: Grue-hue-hue-some

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E57_The_Herculoids_vs_The_Adams_Family.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 7:17pm PST

What a special day it is today! We're starting Halloween weekend, Mario comes out, and a bunch of other cool stuff too probably. We milkin' this Mr. Spoopy Butthole dry. Chucky vs. (go watch) Baby Driver at New Donk City- the capital of Super Mario Odyssey.

Warning: Real dolls.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E56_Baby_Driver_vs_Chucky.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 7:51pm PST

It's Halloween. Let's raise some hell and get down on the proverbial "spoopy skeletons". By that we mean let's see how Pinhead from Hellraiser fares against Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas. Andy's favorite.

Warning: The upside-do.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E55_Pinhead_vs_Jack_Skellington.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 1:59am PST

Cuphead is dooooooooooope. The LA Chargers are nooooooooot. Let's do it in Hawkins, Indiana aka Stranger Things Land. Let's rage.

Warning: The upside-don't.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E54_Cuphead_vs_LA_Chargers.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 8:16pm PST

Listener since the very beginning of Battlecast has finally joined us. Welcome Ariana who will be adjudicating us into Neverending Story. It's the most Xtreme Mega Man vs nazi killer extraordinaire, Lt. Aldo Raine aka Brad Pitt Army Edition.

Warning: Andy does an impression a lot.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E53_Lt._Aldo_Raine_vs_Mega_Man_X.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 1:50am PST

Remember like a week and a half ago when we all told you guys to protect your finances? Well here's us finally talking about it in more detail. Also a robot fights a alien. Well, the Alien.

Warning: Ouch, Canada.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E52_Cayde-6_vs_A_Alien.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 8:17pm PST

Girls like swarms of things, right?

-Philip J. Fry

Warning: Dan regrets coming back.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E51_Rabbids_vs_Angry_Birds.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 11:47pm PST

Oh Daang, it's Aang. You can eat a dong, if you pronounce it "Ong". Ok sorry, enough highfalutin poetry. It's the last ever Airbender we could ever think of vs. the first ever MMA guy to do a boxing match probably. IT'S TIME TO GET READY TO RUMBLE.

Warning: No Dan, no plan.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02E50_Aang_vs_Connor_McGregor.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 10:58pm PST

Ohhhh snap y'all it's 1996 vs 1997. The worst CGI in the history of the god damn world vs honestly probably the best. Spawn vs Matilda. You guess which is which. I dares ya.

Warning: Andy, honey, you poor thing.

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Thank you as always to Meltdown Comics for supporting us and keeping this super nerdy little pirate ship afloat. Yay!!

Direct download: V02e49_Matilda_vs_Spawn.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:46am PST