Battlecast presented by Meltdown Comics (battlecast)

Pam (Andy) vs. Ganondorf (Dan) in Hell.

 

As if listening to us jackasses wasn't hell enough already, this week's battle takes place in aaaactual Hell as represented by classic Italian poet, Dante. Archer's H.R. Lady and all around debaucherous badass, Pam Poovey, drags Hyrule's Lord of the Dark Arts, Ganondorf, through the nine rings of hell in this week's episode.

 

Warning: Open couch-surfing offer at Andy's house. Inquire within.

 

Record after last episode... James 2-4, Andy 4-1, Dan 2-3.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E08_PAM_vs_GANONDORF.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:09am PST

Derek Jeter (Woods) vs. Commander Shepard (James) in Las Vegas.

 

You know him from Cantore + Woods and as morning DJ of San Diego's FM 94/9, Steven Woods joins the Battlecast boys for an extra specialiciuos episode. One of greatest baseballers of all time, Derek Jeter, faces the fury that is Mass Effect's proven protagonist, Commander Shepard. 

 

Warning: Cocaine and Bitches and free iPads

 

Record after last episode... James 1-4, Andy 4-0, Dan 2-3.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E08_DEREK_JETER_VS_COMMANDER_SHEPARD2.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 5:25am PST

Beetlejuice (Dan) vs. Steve-O (James) at World Cup 2014.

 

Two of the gnarliest and often yuckiest men in show-business, Jack-Ass's Steve-O and Beetlejuice, "match up" in Brazil at World Cup Stadium (you know, the main one or something). Be prepared for things going in butts, butts going on things, and other configurations of butts and things. 

 

Warning: Gooooooooooooool!

 

Record after last episode... James 1-3, Andy 4-0, Dan 1-3.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E07_STEVE-O_VS_BEETLEJUICE.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 9:28am PST

Gambit (Dan) vs. Scott Pilgrim (Andy) at Pride Parade.

 

In honor of James's latent homophobia, we find ourselves facing off at the Gay Pride Parade on this week's installment of Battlecast. Gambit of the X-Men calls Scott Pilgrim's hand in a game of good old American Russian Roulette. Will it roll Snake Eyes? Jackpot.

 

Warning: Anachronistic Pepsi references.

 

Record after last episode... James 1-3, Andy 3-0, Dan 1-2.

 

Enjoy.

 

Direct download: S02E06_Gambit_vs_Scott_Pilgrim.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:46am PST

Ender (Andy) vs. Akuma (James) at the house from Home Alone.

 

This week we bring you a very special Father's Day episode featuring heart-warming stories about dads fighting children and girls. Also we battle. Defender(?) of Earth, Ender Wiggin weighs up against demonic martial artist Akuma from Street Fighter.

 

Warning: Dr. Mario Spaghetti.

 

Record after last episode... James 1-2, Andy 2-0, Dan 1-2.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E05_AKUMA_VS_ENDER.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:07pm PST

Tommy D (Jimmy Callaway) vs. Hunter S. Thompson (Dan) in Dunder Mifflin from The Office.

 

James got too Hollywood for us and left so we had fellow podcaster, comedian and comic-book store employee extroadinaire, Jimmy Callaway, swoop his spot. Tommy D as played by Joe Pesci played by Jimmy Callaway butts heads with Hunter S. Thompson as played by Johnny Depp played by Dan in the Dunder Mifflin building.

 

Warning: Sugar Ray references.

 

Record after last episode... James 0-2, Andy 2-0, Dan 1-1.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E04_Tommy_D_and_Hunter_S_Thompson.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 4:50am PST

Qui-Gon Jinn (Jacob Sirof) vs. Inspector Clouseau (James) on The Island from Lost

 

SPECIAL GUEST ALERT!!! The very funny and incredibly talented Jacob Sirof unleashes the Force as his favorite Star Wars character, Qui-Gon Jinn, against Andy's bumbling idiot of a protagonist... The Pink Panther himself- Inspector Clouseau. 

 

Warning: Eye-fucking?

 

Record after last episode... James 0-2, Andy 1-0, Dan 1-0.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E03_QUI-GON_JINN_VS_INSPECTOR_CLOUSEAU.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 6:16pm PST

The Animaniacs (Andy) vs. Cool Runnings (James) in Grand Theft Auto's Vice City

Jamaican Bobsledders? Yes, fucking Jamaican bobsledders. Oh yeah and John Candy. They compete against The Warner siblings themselves: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.

Warning: Uncut and uncensored. But mostly just uncut.

 

Record after last episode... James 0-1, Andy 0-0, Dan 1-0.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E02_THE_ANIMANIACS_VS_COOL_RUNNINGS.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 3:47am PST

R.L. Stine (James) vs. Yoshi (Dan) on The Price is Right

 

Welcome to Season 2 of Battlecast! We spin things off this season with a trip to Bob Barker's domain of pain: The Price is Right.

Thanks x 1,000,000 to S.S.S.C.G.P. (Super Special Skype Cameo Guest People) Will Cole and Aaron Fujimoto.

Warning: Bestiality.

Record is wiped clean after last season... James 0-0, Andy 0-0, Dan 0-0.

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: S02E01_RL_STINE_vs_YOSHI.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 9:03pm PST

Dr. Zoidberg (James) vs. Professor Farnsworth (Dan) vs. Zapp Brannigan (Andy) vs. Lrrr (Dirk) at the Ruins of Old New York.

Welcome to our first annual Battlecast Futurama SpacetacuLRRR. All four of your favorite (erhm) Battlecasters put on their Light-Speed Briefs and fight to the death in the sub-urban ruins of Old New York.

 

Warning: Alex Hoffman as guest Judicator

 

Enjoy.

Direct download: Battlecast_Futurama_SpacetacuLRRR.mp3
Category:Battlecast -- posted at: 6:25pm PST