S06E01 Samus Aran vs. Jason Vorhees

Yaaay! No more crappy 'tween-season filler crap. It's finally here! Season 6 HAS ARRIVENED.

We blast right off into the ethosphere with an episode full of kick-ass ass-kicking and spine-tinglingly droll stories from the Battlecast dudes.

Today's battle is the queen of Metroid-killing, Samus Aran (Dan) vs. the creepiest looking guy in a hockey mask after Alexander Ovechkin (google it), Jason Vorhees (James). Allllll of this goes down in the world famous theme park, Itchy and Scratchy Land!

We fight. We fight. We fight and fight and fight. Fight, fight, fight. Fight, fight, fight. The Battle and Casty shooooooooow.

Warning: No open bar.

Records reset after last season:
Dan 0-0, Andy 0-0, James 0-0

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